She doesn't know what she's in for.

Hotdog y vino, en un botella de auga.

Movie sold out. I had an altercation with a pig. I was stressed. StarBucks to the rescue.

Looking for endorsements.

Suffering from Teditis.

Risking the Wrath of Ted.

Morning.

Follow your dreams, because your dreams won't follow you.

An experiment.

New carpet.

'Cameras scare people.'

Bowl, the new tea cup.